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Penis Demotivational Poster


ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day


TAGS: thepenisblue
Rating: 4.62/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


ARCHITECTS - Need to understand the consequences of their designs.




SUBLIMINAL ARCHITECTURE - Subtlety is the key


TAGS: bridge shadow penises
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:01 pm
poodles to you
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
LMAO! 5 Poodles
Skog - November 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thats a first


COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)


TAGS: naughty horny penis pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

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rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty horny penis pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!




OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL


TAGS: occams razor women men female male vagina penis
Rating: 3.19/5

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Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
She never even got there.


COMPENSATION - A penis pump would have been a cheaper way to go.


TAGS: compensation penis
Rating: 3.09/5

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MO - June 15, 2009, 11:12 pm
Pete and re-peat....never mind I don't have the will power to keep that going........repetition....so blah!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
Fu*c*kin' eh! 5.


LORENA BOBBITT - She's still a nice lady John, but don't tell her to go in the kitchen again!


TAGS: or you ll loose you celebrity penis
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 6:55 pm
Topical.
radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 6:13 pm
It's better don't ask her for a wurstel sammich.
Fatt Matt - February 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Sammich, yes. Just don't cut it in half, and spread the mayo w/ a spoon.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:42 pm

no sammich then?


SHELLFISH -




SEE I TOLD YOU - I knew thats where she kept them.


TAGS: penis purse
Rating: 3.18/5

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lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 8:47 pm
ohhhhhhh i love it when she touches my heart.
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:52 pm
was it the warmth or the smell that gave it away? 5L


COMPENSATION - The roll of quarters in your pocket isn't fooling anyone.


TAGS: compensation penis
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Tigerwolf

agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:09 pm
Sooooooo.... ummmmmm...... Are these, like, the DVD extras? Deleted scenes? Director's cut?


EPIC FAIL - Mother nature wants you to fail.




SO THEN I SAID - IF THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!!




Composure -




INKA DINKA DOO -




GOODONE -




COMPENSATION - Sorry to break it to you dude, the ladies have this figured out.


TAGS: compensation penis
Rating: 2.63/5

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Nik - June 16, 2009, 8:44 pm
Thanks buzz!!!! When I get back to my computer I'll try that...
BuZZbomb - June 16, 2009, 8:15 pm
If anyone knows a better way, please post it in the topic forum.
BuZZbomb - June 16, 2009, 8:15 pm
1.I go to www.motifake & click on any forum topic and see my avatar 2.click the motifake logo directly above my avatar to get main screen. 3.far right side, click Back to Motifake.com 4.type www.nsfwmotifake.com into address bar on top of screen.
Nik - June 16, 2009, 12:11 am
Help me BuZZbomb. I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Nik - June 16, 2009, 12:08 am
and i FAILED miserably. I'm soooo annoyed.
Nik - June 16, 2009, 12:07 am
This is a test. It is only a test.
BuZZbomb - June 16, 2009, 12:06 am
Roll with it! I won't be Hatin!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
Very good idea.... that has me rolling!
BuZZbomb - June 15, 2009, 11:56 pm
Totally agree with ya'. It would almost have been funnier if tigercopy used an Epic Boob pic with the Compensation title. At least that would have some comic potential.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:11 pm
YAY!!!! Another one!!!! I hope the next one is a picture of a pick-up truck.... and he says something like "All the girls know you're overcompensating"


COMPENSATION - You had better hope Enzyte really works buddy!


TAGS: compensation penis
Rating: 2.18/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:03 am
MO...pssst! Make-up sex! It's hotter than Paris Hilton! Just act contrite and you'll be asking "Whoseyerdaddy!?" at the top of your lungs in no time. Just pray she answers with the right name and not "Sean"...
MO - June 16, 2009, 8:41 pm
Logic, I'm nursin a fat lip over here and you're talkin about overcompensating? My lip's overcomped and I think she needs counseling....shhhhh she's watchin me!!!!!!!!
LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 9:19 am
Just brainstorming here but if MO and Nik had a little girl they could name her Monique (MO + Nik)...get it? Get it? Awwwww h*ll! Hey? Did you know that driving a big truck means you're overcompensating for a small penis? Just sayin'...
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:21 pm
Ha! I'd never hit a woman, but seeing as how you're not......bring it!!!! And no.....that was a quote from ground hog day!!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:20 pm
Ka-ziiiiing!!!
Nik - June 15, 2009, 11:19 pm
You talkin to me? Cuz if you want a fat lip to go with the black eye I gave you last night, you're heading in the right direction!!
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:17 pm
DON'T MOTIFAKE ANGRY!!!!
Nik - June 15, 2009, 11:16 pm
end quote"
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Rise and shine campers! "cause it's OLD outside!!!!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:12 pm
Groundhog Day reference in 3..... 2.....


Female Butchers -




SIZE MATTERS -




COUNTING -


TAGS: counting innuendo toes penis joke
Rating: 3.44/5

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GreyScorpion - November 30, 2010, 8:33 pm
that's 1 every 12 minutes...after that I'm supposed to see a Dr.
rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:53 pm

I wonder how the "trans-gender" set works this problem out


GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect




PICCOLO - Italian for small...no wonder he's so pissed


TAGS: piccolo dragon ball small penis
Rating: 2.5/5

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Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 4:12 pm
Oh damn man, you took away my one best frined and made him into that. are you happy now?
Warghl - August 3, 2009, 6:51 pm
my childhood.... She has been raped.


COMPENSATION - You had better use that whole abstinence bit. Then she won't find out how small it is until it's too late.




RULE 34 - DAMN YOU, INTERNET! DAMN YOU!




Home Sweet Home -


TAGS: condominium condom sex penis
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 21, 2016, 11:06 am
Thank you very much. It's a great compliment coming from you.
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:41 pm
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” Up yours, cause you have way


Shopping Centres -




Haesindang (Penis) Park, Korea -


TAGS: penis cannon park korea male ego
Rating: 5/5


Compensation -


TAGS: compensation guns weapon penis
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 20, 2015, 3:11 am
Size and caliber DO matter! LOL! 5L, JW!


Naugh-tay -




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